One Half Hour Left

It is five thirty and all is well. Despite skepticism we await the end while some welcome the Trapture oh I mean Rapture. By the way, Rapture appears nowhere in the bible and originates from the mind of an early 19th century evangelical preacher who invented the idea of Rapture to entice believers, donations and supporters. The Rapture implies everlasting life but, only for born-again Christians who love Jesus Christ more than life itself. How preposterous but a clever way of convincing the weak minded to follow a religious movement and fill the coffers of the church. Hey...I feel rumbling below... is this the beginning... is the earth trembling with quakes and demise? No, a huge transport just drove by. Well, signing off now gotta go to my bunker.